My sexy friend and I are looking for a ship to take us to Alderaan, and I'm willing to pay big money. R2D2 (Cleveland): Who the hell are you? Obi-Wan Kenobi (Herbert): One lucky son-bitch. Luke: Oh, what the Phantom Menace is that guys problem?
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C-3PO (Quagmire): You kill small animals for fun?! That's the first indication of a serial killer, you freak! Luke Skywalker (Chris): There's two suns and no women! What the hell am I supposed to do?!Ĭ3PO: Master Luke, he's gone, he's gone! Luke: What? C3PO: R2, he took off in the middle of the night, we gotta find him. Luke Skywalker (Chris): Well I guess I'll go and bulls-eye some wamp rats with my T-16. Italian 1: Hey! Shuddupa with the noise-a! Italian 2: Hey! Shuddupa with the shuddupa! Italian 3: You shuddupa with the shuddupa! Italian 4: Shuddupa your face! Now mya dogga won't shuddupa! Italian 5: Why you no shuddupa? Italian 6: I make-a you shuddupa! Italian 7: You too, shuddupa! Italian 8: Hey! I poke out my head! Due to a garbled subspace transmission, I am currently overstocked on all Intergalactic Proton Powered Electrical Tentacled Advertising Droids, and I am passing the savings onto yoooou! Intergalactic Proton Powered Electrical Tentacled Advertising Droids! Intergalactic Proton Powered Electrical Tentacled Advertising Droids! Darth Harrington: Hi! I'm Darth Harrington of Darth Harrington's Intergalactic Proton Powered Electrical Tentacled Advertising Droids Emporium and Moon Base. Terry: Hold your fire? What, are we paying by the laser now? Soldier 2: You don't do the budget Terry, I do.Īnnouncer: Intergalactic Proton Powered Electrical Tentacled Advertising Droids. Soldier 2: Hold your fire, there's no lifeforms aboard. R2-D2 (Cleveland): You know what? I'll just bring it to him myself.ĭarth Vader (Stewie): My God, look at this mess! Oh, hey, Darth Vader's coming, do you think we should clean the place up? Nah, it's okay, he won't mind.
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It's telling me I have to download RealPlayer 7. R2-D2 (Cleveland): Now click, "Import Video File". R2-D2 (Cleveland): All I'm trying to do is tell you to wait a minute. Princess Leia (Lois): All I'm trying to do is make an MPEG. It-it says "Buffering", what is that? R2-D2 (Cleveland): Just give it a minute. There's a little hourglass and it's-it's not letting me do anything. R2-D2 (Cleveland): Now go to "Default Media Browser". Princess Leia (Lois): Okay, I clicked "Preferences". All right, now what do I click? R2-D2 (Cleveland): Click "Preferences". Princess Leia (Lois): Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. Soldier 1: What if they come in a different door? And not the Hey-take-a-deep-breath-let's-experiment kind of boarding from the rear.
C-3PO (Quagmire): Ya hear that? It sounds like we're being boarded from the rear. Princess Leia was coming back from buying space groceries when this happened. I stumbled across it late night on HBO after I had just got back from hockey, and I almost fainted.
She's way naked in it, and makes out with another chick and everything.
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Oh, by the way, here's a tip for you: when this is over, go out and rent the movie "Gia". You can run away to Africa, but you can't run away from the truth. That's why they hardly ever talk anymore. You know it, I know it, and her dad knows it. I mean, what if they had done it instead of just kissed? Angelina Jolie kissed her brother. And this hot chick is really the sister of the good guy, but they don't know it, and they kiss. There's cool space battles, and the bad guy is the good guy's dad, but you don't find that out 'til the next episode. It is a time of civil war and renegade paragraphs flying through space. Commentator 1: Who are you kidding, Greg? You'd pork her for a week and then get tired of her. How many golf balls you think she can fit in her mouth? Commentator 2: I'd hit that one in the rough, if you know what I'm saying. Commentator 1: Oh, they're just out there, begging to be touched. Commentator 1: And Mickelson here trying to save par. Announcer: We now return to Sunday Golf on CBS.
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